My Story Isn't Over Yet;

you-make-beauty-from-these-ashes:

So earlier my sister got up from the couch and naturally my dog sat in that exact spot. My sister made my dog move because “she’s a dog. She can lay on the floor” and yeah she can and she does. But my dog is old. If I get up and my dog takes my spot, I’ll let her sit there. Even if I don’t get up, but she’s looking at me all sad like because she wants my spot, I will move because SHE IS OLD. my dog is my baby. I treat her as my own. I wouldn’t make my 70 something year old grandpa sit on the floor, so why should my dog have to?

ive-got-a-dark-side:

lotrlocked:

get-your-ass-in-the-impala:

smurflewis:

gaysfinest:

Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would yell back. I would get my ass pinched and I would smack them as hard as I could.

Who alway got in trouble? Me.

They would call my mother and she always came in and lectures my teachers and threatened to sue for making her miss work and treating me poorly.

She always taught my brothers to respect women. The only fights my brothers ever got in was defending women from someone else.

The school tried to call my father once instead of my mother on us. He came in in his full preacher outfit (being a preacher and all) and gave them an entire sermon on what would Jesus day of he was called in. They decided dealing with my mom was better.

I think my favorite story of this is when some kid snapped my bra and I turned around, didn’t even think about it, and punched that little motherfucker right in the nose.

So naturally, I end up in the principal’s office, refusing to apologize. 

“He shouldn’t have put his hands on me and I wouldn’t have hit him!” That’s the only thing I was saying.

These people had the unfortunate luck of catching my dad at home, instead of my mom. So he comes fucking sauntering in there, like he’s Clint fucking Eastwood in some western movie and looks at me. 

“Melissa, did you punch him?” 

“Yes.” I said. 

“Why?” 

“Because he snapped my bra strap.” 

And he turns his squinty eyed glare to the principal and says, “You’re telling me my daughter is in trouble because that squirrely looking kid put his hands on her and she chose to defend herself? That’s what you are saying to me.” 

“Well, sir-” The man kind of stuttered because my dad is kind of intimidating in the quiet sort of way that kind of whispers in the back of your mind that this person could be dangerous. “Melissa did make it physical.” 

“No. That kid put his hands on my daughter. Are you saying my daughter cannot defend herself when some boy decides to put hands on her? Is that what you are teaching my girl?” 

I didn’t get suspended that day.  

*slow clap for excellent parenting*

This is the parent I want to be omg

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samhainchester:

piginapoke:

janecrocker:

deanassbutts:

sugar-velvet:

wtf-jax:

MIDDLE FINGERS UP

IF YOU DON’T GIVE A

*whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick

*POLICE SIRENS*

*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*

[gavin screaming]

who the fuck is Gavin

i don’t know but he seems pretty upset

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